INDIAN WINTER

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

한 번 웃자고 짧은 것 보냅니다.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

INDIAN WINTER                     It's late Fall, and the Indians on a remote reservation   in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.                 Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared.                   But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked,'Is the coming winter going to be cold?' 'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold, ' the meteorologist at the weather service responded. So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.                 A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?' 'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'it's going to be a very cold winter.' The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find. Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again. 'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?' 'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters   we've ever seen.'                   'How can you be so sure?' the chief asked. The weatherman replied, 'The Indians are collecting a shitload of firewoods'                   This is ADORABLE!! You Got mail           Something to make you smile!!!                 Daddy , how was I born?       A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'   The father answers, 'Well, son,   I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!   Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.   Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe..   We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.   There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.   As soon as I was ready to upload,   we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,   and since it was too late to hit the delete button,   nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: Scroll down...You'll love this .... 'You got Male