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CHINESE SEX While in China ,
an American man is very sexually promiscuous
and does not use a condom the entire time he is
there.
A week after arriving back home in the States,
he wakes
one morning to
find his penis covered with bright green and purple
spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.
The
doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests
and tells the
man to return in two days for the
results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor
says,
“I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's
very rare and almost unheard of here in the US , we know very little
about it.”
The man looks a little perplexed and says,
“Well, give
me a shot or something and fix me up,
Doc.”
The doctor answers, “I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
We're going to have to amputate your penis.”
The man screams in
horror,
“Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!”
The doctor replies, “Well, it's
your choice.
Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only
option.”
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor,
figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor
examines his penis and proclaims,
“Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware
disease.”
The guy says to the doctor,
“Yeah, yeah, I already know
that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to cut off my
penis!”
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. “Stupid American
docttah, always want opawate. Make more money dat way.
No need amputate!”
“Oh, thank God!” the man
exclaims.
“Yes”, says the Chinese doctor.
“Wait two week. Faw off
by itself!” |