A man wanted to get married.
He was having trouble
choosing among three likely
candidates. He gives each
woman a present of $5,000
and watches to see what they
do with the money.
The first does a total
makeover. She goes to a
fancy beauty salon, gets her
hair done, new makeup, buys
several new outfits and
dresses up very nicely for
the man. She tells him that
she has done this to be more
attractive for him because
she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to
buy the man gifts. She gets
him a new set of golf clubs,
some new gizmos for his
computer, and some expensive
clothes. As she presents
these gifts, she tells him
that she has spent all the
money on him because she
loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money
in the stock market She
earns several times the
$5,000. She gives him back
his $5,000 and reinvests the
remainder in a joint
account. She tells him that
she wants to save for their
future because she loves him
so much.
Obviously, the man was
impressed.
The man thought for a long
time about what each woman
had done with the money he'd
given her.
Then he married the one with
the biggest boobs,
